Idiotic moron of an imbecile

Grrrr..... !!!! That ... That ...

(Damn, i dont wanna get back to the bad vocab, but there are no other words to decribe him)

4 students suspended for allegedly watchin porn. that is wat the paper says. that is wat the vc has told them. that is not wat happened.

here's the story, i heard from a very reliable source.

a day-schi has an argument with parents, leaves home early, reaches coll. given adequate time for classes to start, dude goes straight to the hostel, chills out in a friend's room. his dad calls up hostel, guy argues more n slams down the phone. his dad calls up the associate warden, warden comes to the friend's room. he finds a stack of cds next to the comp, demands that they be opened for verification. now, there were a couple of porno cds among a whole lot of good cds, but as unfortunate as it can get, the first one they open is porno. the two guys are suspended. another guy is called to verify the content on the rest of the cds, n he tryin to b a good samaritan to his fellow mates, switches one of the cds with a blank one. warden finds this out. third guy suspended. warden walks down the hostel corridor, a guy is with a mobile phone. fourth guy suspended.

and still, the paper says 4 students suspended for watchin porn. (oh btw, all cds and the first guy's cpu confiscated - mayb the warden wants a piece of the meat too).

even if they had actually been caught red handed (err.... or watevr....), this would have been an issue of disgrace to the institution, not someth they'd ever want to mention. but nooooo... we have the most brilliant mind heading one of the nation's most prestigious technical universities. any decision he takes is welcomed with open arms and open legs. by parents, staff members, and let's not forget, his favourite community, the students, who in return promise to be incredibly good students and fulfill all his visions for the university, and who pray day and night that he is not gangraped. after all, he didnt become the vc that easily, he paid 50 lakh rupees for it.

so here we are. living happily ever after (read: jus 2 months in this firetrap) life is good. my sarcasm, even better.

n i had 2 hrs of HOD's class the day this news came out. poor man, what can he do but advise ? of course, he had a whole lot more sarcasm up his sleeve. i can't blame him. he doesn't make the rules, he has to enforce them, whether sensible or not.

p.s.: latest update from Nemesis... the flicks weren't even porn !!! one was a decent movie, the other had a few scenes here n there. not the all out bang-from-start-to-end that the press release made it look like. damn they wrote as if all the four were busy doing themselves when the warden walked in !